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There ain't no way in hell you're putting my son on Ritalin -- but I'll take some. How much for five dollars? Let me get a small bag.
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Posted: 12/09/04

Rodney Laney - Ritalin for Kids

Ritalin is like heroin for kids.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,010

Rodney Laney - Knife in the Head

You have to be pretty mad to stab someone in the head.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 694

D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality

Drug testing janitors is pointless.

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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,947

D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand

The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,603

Joey Kola - Computers

You can kiss Joey's e-ass.

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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 498

Jasper Redd - Road Rage

Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.

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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 1,476

Al Madrigal - Sand Toys

Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.

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Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 858

Lynne Koplitz - Kids

If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,157

Damon Williams - Home Alone

Damon knew the Schoo family was white.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 405

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,102

 
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