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And let me tell you something -- if you go to the emergency room and you've got a knife still stuck in your head, you go to the front of the line. You're next. 'Excuse me. I ain't got time to fill out no forms.'
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Posted: 12/09/04

Rodney Laney - Knife in the Head

You have to be pretty mad to stab someone in the head.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 712

Rodney Laney - Ritalin for Kids

Ritalin is like heroin for kids.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,038

Rodney Laney - Good Job

A one word job might be a good job.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 835

Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun

Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.

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Posted: 01/11/01
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Danny Cohen - Angry Mother

Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.

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Posted: 01/16/03
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Terry Hodges - Rural Rallies

The KKK should come march in Harlem.

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Posted: 09/17/93
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Sherry Davey - Violent Men

A little estrogen replacement therapy would put an end to crime in America.

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Posted: 01/03/00
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Al Lubel - Silent Heart Attack

Al worries about the things he can't feel.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Becky Pedigo - Women's Prison

Becky knows what issues affect prison inmates.

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Posted: 04/27/06
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Demetri Martin - Harmonica

Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.

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