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Rodney Laney Jokes
Rodney Laney: Emergency Room
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And let me tell you something -- if you go to the emergency room and you've got a knife still stuck in your head, you go to the front of the line. You're next. 'Excuse me. I ain't got time to fill out no forms.'
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Posted: 12/09/04

Rodney Laney - Knife in the Head

You have to be pretty mad to stab someone in the head.

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Posted: 12/09/04
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Rodney Laney - Ritalin for Kids

Ritalin is like heroin for kids.

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Rodney Laney - Good Job

A one word job might be a good job.

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Danny Cohen - Angry Mother

Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.

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Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun

Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.

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The KKK should come march in Harlem.

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Becky knows what issues affect prison inmates.

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Sherry Davey - Violent Men

A little estrogen replacement therapy would put an end to crime in America.

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Al Lubel - Silent Heart Attack

Al worries about the things he can't feel.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 599