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Rodney Johnson: Friends After "Malcolm X'
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Used to be Willie Thomas, now they're named Muhammad Mustafa Ufumu. I can't spell it; they can say it, man. Talkin' about, 'Assalamu Alaykum -- what's that mean to you?' I said, 'More pork chops.'
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Posted: 10/25/93

Rodney Johnson - Preacher Dad

Rodney couldn't get in trouble like the other kids.

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Posted: 10/25/93
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Rodney Johnson - Omaha

If you're the only brother in town, you will adopt a new walk.

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Eric Andre - Pimp My Ride

Eric Andre's favorite guy on "Pimp My Ride" is Big Dane.

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Margaret Cho - Asian American

It's hard being an Asian actress without role models on TV.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Bill Burr - Going to Church

Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.

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Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex

If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

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Posted: 10/25/93
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Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies

There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

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Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

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Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

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Harland Williams - Church

Those priests sure do love to talk.

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