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RodMan: Staying Married
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People say, 'How do you stay married?' And I say, 'Well, just keep going home 'cause the day you don't go home, it's pretty much over.'
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Posted: 02/23/06

RodMan - Marriage

Marriage is not settling down; it's very unsettling.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,216

RodMan - Bubble Bath

Couples should take baths together.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,906

RodMan - Single Parent Household

RodMan considered anyone a daddy as long as they dated his mom long enough.

Tags: RodMan (8), Premium Blend (750), parents (525)

Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 2,755

RodMan - Church Offering

RodMan waited for change from his church offering.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,024

RodMan - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson isn't jail-ready.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 5,103

RodMan - Curly Hair

RodMan wanted waves in his hair.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 4,194

RodMan - Run of the Row

When flying, RodMan likes to have the run of his row to make sure there are no terrorists.

Tags: RodMan (8), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)

Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,942

Lisa Lampanelli: Hot Chocolate

Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

Tags: marriage (581), porn (110)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 20,189

RodMan - Civil Rights March

It's never a good time for a civil rights movement.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,479

Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)

Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,769

 
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