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They got too many rules
on the job. I used to work at this restaurant called Cracker Barrel. I was a dishwasher in the restaurant, and I was a good dishwasher, but they had too many rules. The supervisor called me in the office one day, and he's like, 'Rod, we need you to take a drug test.' And I was like, 'Whoa, I took a drug test to get the job.' And he was like, 'No, this is a random drug test.' And I was like, 'Well hell, you better pick somebody else then, damn it. This is not a good day to do me. Don't get me wrong, I can pass the test. I just need to study.'
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It's never a good time for a civil rights movement.
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Marc Maron - Drug Testing
Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.
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RodMan - Marriage
Marriage is not settling down; it's very unsettling.
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Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
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Wil Shriner - Working Comedy
Every 30 seconds, a comedian bombs somewhere.
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RodMan - Single Parent Household
RodMan considered anyone a daddy as long as they dated his mom long enough.
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Sheng Wang likes to get really stoned, then give himself a small task to achieve.
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Theo Von has some plans for the Midwest.
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RodMan - Church Offering
RodMan waited for change from his church offering.
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Views: 7,920
