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Robin Montague: One Reason I Can't Be a Lesbian
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Some of my best friends are lesbians. But one reason I can't be no lesbian -- for example, you out on a date with your man, he start getting on your nerve, you can go to the bathroom. You can get away. But if your man is a woman, she'll follow your ass right in there.
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