Robin Montague Jokes
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Robin Montague: Going to the Doctor
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I went to the doctor
last week. I told the doctor, 'I think I'm dying.' He said, 'You ain't dying; you're too broke to die.'
Robin Montague - The Health Care System
Health care in America is too expensive.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 372
Robin Montague - Working Out
Robin might be fat, but she can count.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 1,403
Anita Wise - Health
Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (540), money (471)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,126
Pete Holmes - Dollar Store
Pete Holmes gets freaked out by his wife.
Tags: Pete Holmes (8), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 1,076
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (540), money (471)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 833
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 396
Richard Carter - Hearing Aids
There isn't anything anybody can tell Richard that's worth $650.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), health (540), money (471)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 458
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 612
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,532
Gina Yashere - American Fat
The great thing about Americans is that when they get fat, they get really frickin' fat.
Tags: Gina Yashere (2), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 351
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