Robin Montague Jokes
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Robin Montague: Going to the Doctor
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I went to the doctor
last week. I told the doctor, 'I think I'm dying.' He said, 'You ain't dying; you're too broke to die.'
Robin Montague - The Health Care System
Health care in America is too expensive.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,280
Robin Montague - Working Out
Robin might be fat, but she can count.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), imitations (847), dating (786)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 5,380
Pete Holmes - Dollar Store
Pete Holmes gets freaked out by his wife.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 5,625
Anita Wise - Health
Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,268
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,391
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 925
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 3,022
Richard Carter - Hearing Aids
There isn't anything anybody can tell Richard that's worth $650.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,479
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (16), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 650
Danny Bhoy - Worst Diet in the World
It is actually better now to have no food at all than Scottish food.
Tags: Danny Bhoy (4), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 05/22/10
Views: 8,187
