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My daughter saw this billboard
for this place: 'Swim With the Dolphins.' She goes, 'I wanna do that.' I said, 'It's a lot of money -- forget about it.' She said, 'Dad, I always wanted to swim with the dolphins.' 'Always, or since you saw the sign?'
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,014
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,615
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,682
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 556
Drew Fraser - Roller Skates
Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 277
Brian Regan - Baby Books
Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 2,220
Paul Mecurio - Animal Kingdom
God is passive aggressive.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 362
Charlie Viracola - Halloween
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,144
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