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My daughter saw this billboard
for this place: 'Swim With the Dolphins.' She goes, 'I wanna do that.' I said, 'It's a lot of money -- forget about it.' She said, 'Dad, I always wanted to swim with the dolphins.' 'Always, or since you saw the sign?'
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,773
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), kids (831), animals (540)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 33,276
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 5,785
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,024
Cleto Rodriguez - Making Things Easier
Cleto Rodriguez loves his stepsons -- now.
Tags: Cleto Rodriguez (2), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 11/04/11
Views: 1,514
Natasha Leggero - As Little As Possible
Natasha would like to know if there is a screening process to get a job at Rite Aid.
Tags: Natasha Leggero (21), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/26/11
Views: 7,503
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,096
Drew Fraser - Roller Skates
Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 956
Brian Regan - Baby Books
Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 8,114
