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Robert Schimmel: Shamu Plane
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I flew out here on
Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (783), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,674
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs
Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 995
Jay Mohr - Will You Be Visiting a Farm?
Why would customs ask that? What's on a Canadian farm?
Tags: animals (783), travel (306)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,231
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (828), animals (783)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,433
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,799
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (306), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 737
Charlie Viracola - Six Inches
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 301
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 802
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,887
J.R. Havlan - Scared to Fly
J.R. Havlan has always hated flying.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), travel (306), self-deprecating (208)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 159
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