Robert Schimmel Jokes
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Robert Schimmel: Shamu Plane
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I flew out here on
Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,745
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs
Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,026
Jay Mohr - Will You Be Visiting a Farm?
Why would customs ask that? What's on a Canadian farm?
Tags: animals (791), travel (310)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,312
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,627
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,974
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
Charlie Viracola - Six Inches
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 306
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 856
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,337
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,025
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