Robert Schimmel Jokes
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Robert Schimmel: Car Rental Insurance
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I went to rent a
car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why -- am I gonna get into an extra accident?'
J.R. Havlan - Stolen Car
J.R. Havlan's Chevy Chevette was stolen.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), New York City (602), crime (415)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 133
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,744
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,021
Jimmy Pardo - Towels
Hotel showers and home showers are quite different.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 485
Steve Byrne - Flat Tire
You can't drive off a flat tire.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 6,388
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,128
Louis Ramey - Thieves of Detroit
Detroit is home to the best car thieves in the world.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 1,354
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,725
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367
Becky Pedigo - Easy Name
Even Becky's mother can't get her name right.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 535
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