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Robert Kelly: Video Games With Your Girl
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Do you ever play a
video game with your girl? I don't like playing because she just wants to have fun. 'Let's just have fun.' 'No, it's a ninja game. I learned technique. I've played for nine months. People know my name.' You play with your girl, they'll hit one button 87 times because they like the color on the remote -- 'Oh my God, blue! Yay!' -- and win every game.
Robert Kelly - Video Games
Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 21,871
Robert Kelly - Wipe the Seat
If Robert wants to wipe the seat, he'll wipe it with his socks.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,524
Robert Kelly - Arguments
Even when Robert's girl is wrong, she'll still get him to say sorry.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,649
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 440
Sebastian - Getting Dumped
Sebastian's girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/01/05
Views: 7,912
DeRay - Text Messages
Women love to search through men's things.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,554
Robert Kelly - Socks to Bed
Robert's fiance hates that he sleeps fully naked with socks on.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 3,627
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 1,609
Robert Kelly - Awful Sex
Robert used to be good at sex.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,737
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,440
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