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I'm officially fat, too. I
have tits. And the way I found out was so uncomfortable: I was having dinner with a buddy of mine -- I actually caught him staring at my tits.
Robert Kelly - Famous Friends
Bobby calls his famous friends.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), friends (312),
Posted: 04/02/08
Views: 12,100
Andre Kelley - A Woman's Best Friend
Women are not honest with each other about appearance.
Tags: Andre Kelley (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 322
Megan Mooney - Back Fat
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,610
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,892
Tom Papa - Speedos
Getting in shape is such a drag.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,155
Fred Stoller - Body Building
Fred doesn't need to tell people how much he weighs.
Tags: Fred Stoller (4), family (667), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 140
Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon
No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 12,705
Robert Kelly - Being Fat
Buying clothes sucks when you're fat.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,851
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 1,603
Robert Kelly - Socks to Bed
Robert's fiance hates that he sleeps fully naked with socks on.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 3,620
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