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Robert Kelly: Mother's Helper
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She had a wooden paddle, hand-carved, hung it on the wall. It said, 'F**k psychology.'
Filed Under: family (349),  parenting (335),  growing up (259)
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Posted: 11/01/01

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,160

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219

Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm

Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996

Jack Coen - Raising Kids

Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 508

Lynne Koplitz - Kids

If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,226

Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome

Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,693

Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent

Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 238

Adam Ferrara - Communication Skills

Adam learned how to communicate from his father.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), men/women (1003), family (667)

Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 40,067

Robert Kelly - Fell Season

Fall got its name because that's what leaves do.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 694

 
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