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Robert Hawkins: Singing in the Car
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If you want to sing
in my car, go ahead, sing. Sing the whole trip, I don't mind. But do me a favor: don't try to sound like the artist on the radio, just use your own voice. You're not going to trick me into thinking Dave Matthews jumped in the car when I was getting gas.
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
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Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 594
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 562
Robert Hawkins - Balding
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 257
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,248
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 263
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (307), driving (295)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,698
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,029
Wayne Federman - Problems With Driving
The car pool lanes are unfair to people with no friends.
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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 255
Bob Odenkirk - Gum Wrappers
Bob has some jokes about his friend Mort.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 576
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 31,490
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