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Robert Hawkins: Quitting Smoking
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How did I quit? With
willpower and nicotine gum. I recommend the gum if you wanna quit, it helps. The taste? I would rather eat a tobacco plant out of the ass of a pilgrim in front of people.
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,214
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,677
Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
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Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 11,533
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 14,141
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,619
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,844
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 6,750
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,695
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 4,695
Eliot Chang - Makes the World Better
Eliot Chang loses control of his inner voice when he sees a really hot ass on the street.
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Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 8,270
