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Robert Hawkins: Quitting Smoking
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How did I quit? With
willpower and nicotine gum. I recommend the gum if you wanna quit, it helps. The taste? I would rather eat a tobacco plant out of the ass of a pilgrim in front of people.
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 339
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 581
Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 3,977
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,677
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,310
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,718
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,024
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (976), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,328
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 575
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