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I went to the barber
shop. The guy goes, 'How ya doin' there, Red?' I said, 'Not bad, Psoriasis. You sure you wanna play this game?'
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 339
Robert Hawkins - Balding
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 258
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,516
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,593
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 575
Owen Smith - Simple Minded
Men will take any woman home with them.
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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 602
Billiam Coronel - SPF 45
SPF 45 is for vampires.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 211
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 581
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 289
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 244
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