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How do you like that word pairing: 'suicide doctor'? That's like 'pyromaniac fireman.' Suicide doctor -- what's malpractice for this guy? You live?
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Posted: 05/20/93

Rob Weinstein - Food

The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.

Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 436

Rob Weinstein - Camping

It is hard to tell if a rodent is Irish in the dark.

Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 353

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,987

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,269

Peter Berman - Coma

The coma is underrated.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449

Andrew Norelli - The Immune System

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 935

Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery

Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.

Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035

Rondell Sheridan - Hot Shower

Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."

Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), health (976), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,022

Jay Mohr - Massages

It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,049

Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage

Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.

Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,726

 
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