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We sit down to eat,
and a large black bug with a big red blotch starts crawling up my leg. My wife says, 'Kill him.' And I say, 'Are you talking to me or the bug?' She says, 'Rob, kill him.' I say, 'Mary, let him walk off on his own.' And she says, 'Kill him.' And I say, 'Mary, that is a black widow spider. If you don't want to be a white widow yuppie, then shut up!'
Rob Weinstein - Camping
It is hard to tell if a rodent is Irish in the dark.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 353
Rob Weinstein - Food
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 434
Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,781
Evan Davis - Contact Lenses
There's no sneaking up on the eye.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 236
Pete Holmes - Dollar Store
Pete Holmes gets freaked out by his wife.
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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 403
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,394
Dan Sally - Marriage Proposal
When Dan Sally wanted to propose, a bat flew into his living room.
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,216
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
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Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,726
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
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Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 11,867
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925
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