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It's every man in here's job tonight to go home and plug himself in and be a heat rock, so when that lovely, cold-blooded iguana decides she wants to come to bed, she's got a nice, warm place to roast her frozen tootsies on your torso all night.
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Posted: 04/07/05

Rob Pue - Cold-Blooded Reptiles

Women are lizards.

Tags: Rob Pue (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 938

Rondell Sheridan - Unconscious in a Bed

People snore in different ways.

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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 752

Kevin Meaney - Snoring

Kevin Meaney's wife hates it when he snores.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 943

Kevin Hart - Newlyweds

Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.

Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 28,337

Nick Cobb - Shushing in Public

It's best to shush your partner when they're talking about something important in front of people.

Tags: Nick Cobb (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 414

Robert Kelly - Socks to Bed

Robert's fiance hates that he sleeps fully naked with socks on.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 3,620

Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage

Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,642

Pam Matteson - Hypochondriac

Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 590

John Heffron - One-Way Cruise

John's wife likes to argue with him in public.

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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 3,816

Rob Pue - Drinking Problem

Rob Pue apologizes for approaching the ladies at the end of parties.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 772

 
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