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I can't do journalism anymore because, as it turns out, there are two things that will get you locked up in journalism. One is malice; the other is reckless disregard for the truth -- these are my hobbies.
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Posted: 02/08/01

Rick Harris - FOX News

Rick can't practice journalism anymore.

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