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Rick Corso Jokes
Rick Corso: Mozzarella Sticks
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Let's see -- the cheese doesn't have enough fat; let's give it a cholesterol jacuzzi.
Filed Under: health (812),  food (447),  Rick Corso (3)
Posted: 02/24/92

Rick Corso - Diner

Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.

Tags: Rick Corso (4), men/women (1155), food (719)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 892

Rick Corso - Imitation Crab Meat

Fish are not trying to do impressions of crabs.

Tags: Rick Corso (4), imitations (847), food (719)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,396

Andrew Norelli - The Immune System

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), food (719), health (657)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,462

Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead

Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.

Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)

Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659

Robert Kelly - Fat Worry

Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.

Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)

Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132

Exclusive - Louis Katz - Trying to Be Healthy

Anyone who tells you that they actually enjoy eating a salad is a liar.

Tags: Louis Katz (4), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 6,972

Rick Corso - Frank Sinatra

Sinatra has a song for every town.

Tags: Rick Corso (4), ethnic (870), imitations (847)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,339

Rick Corso - Career Criminal

The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.

Tags: Rick Corso (4), money (606), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,207

Lewis Black - Sun Block

Lewis doesn't trust sun block.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 8,268

Jeff Caldwell - Soap

Isn't advertising soap as "anti-bacterial" a little redundant?

Tags: Jeff Caldwell (2), food (719), health (657)

Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 2,616