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Rick Corso: Mozzarella Sticks
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Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
Fish are not trying to do impressions of crabs.
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Anyone who tells you that they actually enjoy eating a salad is a liar.
Sinatra has a song for every town.
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Lewis doesn't trust sun block.
Isn't advertising soap as "anti-bacterial" a little redundant?
