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I was thinking about The Boss, The King. It's sort of sad -- the next legend, what are they gonna do? 'Ladies and gentlemen, Veal Cutlet!'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255

Richard Lewis - Learning Guitar

It's a lot easier to rock out in the shower.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 319

Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You

You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354

Richard Lewis - Loud Orgasms

Don't shush your partner during an orgasm.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), music (727)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 202

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,548

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,520

Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers

If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.

Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), imitations (772)

Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,249

Jeffrey Ross - Where the F**k is the ATM Machine?

Jeffrey Ross loses to a pair of queens.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), music (727), pop culture (293)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,216

Harland Williams - Church

Those priests sure do love to talk.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), religion (776), music (727)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,852

Todd Barry - The Real World

Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.

Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)

Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 452

 
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