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Richard Lewis: Jewish Satellite Dish
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My grandparents had a satellite dish. They were the first ones, like, in 1961. It was like a Jewish one: it picked up problems from other families.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Richard Lewis - Chranukkah

Richard's family had a menorah on a dimmer.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 725

Richard Lewis - Crazy Waldo

Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219

Richard Lewis - Chevy Nova

Richard's mom had a Chevy Nova with a computer in it.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 51

Richard Lewis - Basketball

Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 761

Richard Lewis - The Old Days

T.G.I. Yom Kippur is not a good restaurant idea.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 464

Richard Lewis - Great Nose

Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 802

Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy

You never lose your problems.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,455

Richard Lewis - Asthma Not Included

Richard dreads the idea of his own action figure.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 40

Richard Lewis - The Trashoids

Richard is linked with a nice Jewish homicidal transsexual.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 31

Richard Lewis - Catching the Bouquet

Richard can't even imagine getting married.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 129

 
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