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I was brought up Catholic. My mom brought us to mass every Sunday -- short for 'massive head trauma' that you get from your mother punching you in your little nine-year-old head every minute because you can't sit still for anything that's boring.
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Posted: 12/08/04

Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic

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