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Richard Jeni: Going to Mass
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I was brought up Catholic.
My mom brought us to mass every Sunday -- short for 'massive head trauma' that you get from your mother punching you in your little nine-year-old head every minute because you can't sit still for anything that's boring.
Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
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Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,408
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,160
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,686
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 636
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,674
Jim Breuer - Playing
Kids have an urgency to play.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 11,395
Isaac Witty - Happy Birthday Clown
Isaac Witty woke up to a life-size inflatable clown in his room.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,316
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
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Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 921
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
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