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Girlfriends never brag about their fiances -- it's always about the ring.

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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 1,458

Shop around and get the lowest prices in comedy.

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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 616

No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,369

Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.

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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,670

In Hawaii, you can go scuba diving in the bathtub.

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Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,080

Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 574

You should feel righteous when you buy the same thing as a friend for a better price.

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Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 2,710

Prince Edward Island is a lovely place, but does it really need 10 "Anne of Green Gables" gift shops?

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You can make anything taste good with ketchup.

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Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 168,732

Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 822