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Retta Jokes
Retta: Customer Service in NYC
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So I'm like, 'Hold up, slick. I thought McDonald's was supposed to have fast and friendly service.' She's like, 'That's at participating McDonald's, and we ain't participating.'
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See Retta Tell It » Retta - McDonald's Attitude Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Filed Under: food (447),  work/office (346),  city (247)
Posted: 02/12/04

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Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,098

Retta - Growing Up Poor

When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.

Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (748), food (719)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 4,197

Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins

Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.

Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), food (719), work/office (459)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 6,529

Retta - Advice for White Men

White boys, stop raising the roof.

Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 6,338

Louis C.K. - Getting Fired

Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.

Tags: Louis C.K. (31), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 10,628

Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants

Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.

Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (719), work/office (459)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,731

Brian Kiley - Just Not Paying Attention

Brian Kiley's slow thinking delays his entry into a wax museum.

Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Premium Blend (748), food (719)

Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 1,031

Kevin Rooney - Las Vegas

How bad could performing at a Vegas review be?

Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), food (719), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354

Mary Lynn Rajskub - Hard Rock Cafe

The straw that broke it for Mary Lynn Rajskub was the day she had to wait on John Corbett.

Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), dating (786), food (719)

Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,869

Exclusive - Sheng Wang - Hunter Gatherer

Sheng Wang likes to get really stoned, then give himself a small task to achieve.

Tags: Sheng Wang (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 25,212