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Retta: A Black Woman's PSA
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As a black woman, I
feel like it is my duty to impart some information on you, a veritable PSA, if you will. As a colored girl -- yeah, I said -- if I never hear another white boy say, 'You go, girl,' it'll be too soon. Kill it. Kill that noise. And while I'm on the subject, could you not raise the roof at me? And whatever you do, do not tell me I'm 'the bomb' -- I know this.
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,202
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,289
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,858
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 753
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,169
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,256
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,723
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,466
A.J. Jamal - White Girls
Sisters can be rough.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,725
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,848
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