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Retha Jones: That's No Challenge
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I hate 'The Bachelor,' 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette.' You know why? 'Cause all them women don't represent. All them women are cute, prissy, soft-spoke, little prissy girls. I can't stand it. Women like that can get married anyway, that's no challenge. I want to see a show with loud, outspoken, bossy bitches. Women who are stalkers. Women who be following a man home, throwing a brick in his windshield. That's my new show. Call it, 'Who Wants to Marry This Bitch?'
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Posted: 01/26/06

Retha Jones - The Bachelor

Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.

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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,242

Retha Jones - Random Bitch Phone Call

Retha Jones is never in relationships.

Tags: Retha Jones (3), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)

Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,579

Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

Tags: Don Reed (3), ethnic (814), dating (656)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 487

Bruce Bruce - Cheating

Women have a plan.

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Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,316

Earthquake - Picking Up White Women

Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,312

Jake Johannsen - Finding Love

Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 458

Peter Berman - Arguments

Men are not thinking when women are thinking.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,230

John Heffron - No Jib Jab

Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,846

Robert Kelly - Video Games

Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 21,860

Damon Williams - Three Step Plan

Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.

Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 696

 
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