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Retha Jones: Never Had Hips
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I never had hips. It's
because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,748
Deon Cole - Old Names
It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,707
Jim Breuer - Born Looking Messed Up
What a beautiful baby boy, but he looks stoned out of his bird.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (641), drugs (377)
Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 2,049
Larry the Cable Guy - Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Larry might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he can sure beat the sh*t out of one.
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Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 4,146
Paul Rodriguez - Family Planning Clinic
Latinos in the U.S. can multiply forever.
Tags: Paul Rodriguez (7), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 6,545
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (919), imitations (787)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,703
Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch
Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 2,317
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Bob Marley - Atkins Diet
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,719
Paul Gilmartin - Competition
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 385
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