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Retha Jones: Never Had Hips
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I never had hips. It's
because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,443
Deon Cole - Old Names
It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,448
Jim Breuer - Born Looking Messed Up
What a beautiful baby boy, but he looks stoned out of his bird.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (841), drugs (639)
Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 1,616
Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch
Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 2,027
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Paul Gilmartin - Competition
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 332
Drew Fraser - Sleepover at Mike's
Drew is willing to cooperate with Michael Jackson.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 677
Steve McGrew - All Gut, No Butt
If you can't fix something with duct tape, then it's broke.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 2,545
Bob Marley - Atkins Diet
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,978
Janine DiTullio - Devil Water
At the end of a shower, Janine feels like she just got out of a bad relationship.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 456
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