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The clergyman asked to see the boys individually. The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.
The younger brother replied, "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!"
A.J. Jamal - Family
Go to your kid's school events.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 966
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 13,828
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415
Rene Hicks - Celibacy
Vegetarians and celibates go together well.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 786
Paul Gilmartin - The Threat
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 557
Louis C.K. - Talking to a Five-Year-Old
Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 14,485
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,811
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
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