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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Tom Rhodes - What it Takes
Why does it always take a war to get anything done?
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 889
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,992
The Dueling Bankheads - Stealing Christmas
Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.
Tags: The Dueling Bankheads (1), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,068
Jimmy Dore - Religious When It's Convenient
Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,762
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,401
RodMan - Church Offering
RodMan waited for change from his church offering.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,033
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,408
Christopher Titus - Sergeant Pepper
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), religion (776), TV (543)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 3,447
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 629
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