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"Oh, my child," he said, "your dress is most lovely."
"Thank you, Father," she replied.
The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked.
"Oh, my child," said the priest, "your conversation is most lovely."
"Thank you, Father," said the prostitute.
Finally, the priest sat her down and said, "Oh, my child, there is one thing I have against you."
And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. I felt it while we were dancing."
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Guys have no energy after sex.
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Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
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Ray James - Touching Yourself
Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.
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Sheryl Underwood - Single Ladies
White men are eager to please.
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The Chalks are like a rodeo, so saddle up.
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Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
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Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
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Geoff Bolt - Smoking
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
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Cathy Ladman - Jesus
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
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Lauren Dombrowski - Sleeping Over
Size matters: small men are better.
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Views: 773
