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After the offering plates were passed, the pastor noticed that someone had contributed a $100 bill. Extremely grateful, he wanted to personally thank the generous person before the whole congregation.
A quiet, elderly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she pointed to the three handsomest men in the congregation: "I'll take him and him and him."
William Wilson - Faker
William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.
Tags: William Wilson (2), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 206
Greg Fitzsimmons - Falling in Love
Falling in love at 18 lasts until you see her roommate.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 665
Jack Coen - Surprising
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 181
Eddie Gossling - Catholic vs. Episcopalian
An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 732
A.J. Jamal - Religion
There's good and bad in everything.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 990
Vernon Chatman - Pile of Gifts
Vernon Chatman just had a birthday -- 28 months ago.
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Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 584
Wanda Sykes - John Paul II
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), religion (776), observational (334)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 719
Lauren Dombrowski - The Gynecologist
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.
Tags: Lauren Dombrowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 854
Marc Maron - Faith Medication
Jesus is so popular because he died at the peak of his career.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 371
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 335
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