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Quickly she wrote, "Don't despair, Sister Anne" on a piece of paper, wrapped a $10 bill in it and dropped it out the window.
The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day Sister Anne was told that a man was at the door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a roll of bills.
"What's this?" she asked.
"That's the $60 bucks you won. Don't Despair paid five to one!"
Patrick Keane - Prayer in Sports
Does God really care if St. Catherine's beats St. Margaret's?
Tags: Patrick Keane (2), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 112
Adam Sandler - Bar Mitzvah
Adam is wearing the same suit he wore for his bar mitzvah.
Tags: Adam Sandler (23), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 7,063
Brody Stevens - Off the Hinges
Currently, Brody lives at the Ronald McDonald house.
Tags: Brody Stevens (1), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 99
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,990
The Dueling Bankheads - Stealing Christmas
Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.
Tags: The Dueling Bankheads (1), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,068
RodMan - Church Offering
RodMan waited for change from his church offering.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,033
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 734
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 850
Daniel Tosh - What Would Jesus Do?
Daniel feels like a better person while wearing his WWJD bracelet.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 8,922
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
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