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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader

It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.

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Guys have no energy after sex.

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Ray James - Touching Yourself

Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.

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White men are eager to please.

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All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.

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Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much

You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.

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Cigarettes will make you look cool.

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Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.

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Size matters: small men are better.

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Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.

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