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Reggie McFadden: Jehovah's Witnesses
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I get no sleep --
Jehovah's Witnesses always knocking on my door. The worst part about it is that I live right next to the temple, so I'm their first stop. I let them in, I talk to them; I don't care. One time I let this dude in, it was around 5:30 in the morning. I let him inside, walk into the living room; I sat him down. I said, 'What is it you have to tell me?' He looked at me, he said, 'I don't know, I never made it this far.'
Reggie McFadden - Burn in Hell
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 2,300
Reggie McFadden - Gambling
You can always tell who is losing in Las Vegas.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 482
Reggie McFadden - First Floor Apartment
Reggie McFadden finds it hard to ignore the weirdos outside his window.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), gay/homosexual (633), environment (281)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 1,358
Reggie McFadden - Wasted Talent on the Streets
Reggie McFadden likes when homeless people make up jobs for themselves.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (865), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 1,380
Reggie McFadden - Getting Arrested
Reggie hates to see black people get arrested.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,773
Reggie McFadden - Pornos
Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 3,015
Reggie McFadden - At the Club
If you smell crack in the air, the party is over.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 448
Reggie McFadden - COPS
The cameraman on "COPS" does all the work.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,674
Reggie McFadden - Money and Dating
Dating is rough.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,345
Reggie McFadden - Big Girls
Small women don't hit you as much.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,035
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