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The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in. First question: which two days of the week begin with T?"
The guy replies, "That's easy. Today and tomorrow."
The gatekeeper says, "OK, I'll give it to you. Second question: how many seconds are in a year?"
The stupid guy says, "Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd... ."
The gatekeeper says, "OK, OK, I'll give it to you. Last question: what is God's first name?"
The stupid guy replies, "Howard."
The gatekeeper asks, "How on earth did you get Howard?"
The guy says, "It's right there in the prayer: Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
Lewis Black - Jews
There are Jews who walk among you.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), religion (770),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 1,795
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790), religion (770)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 37,439
Gabriel Iglesias - DVD Exclusive - Volkswagen Beetle
Large body mass, small import cars and comedian friends just do not mix.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (21), religion (770), parents (519)
Posted: 10/26/09
Views: 3,727
Gabriel Iglesias - DVD Exclusive - Paul Rodriguez
Gabriel shows off his new car to his idol Paul Rodriguez, only to get shown up.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (21), religion (770), California (175)
Posted: 10/26/09
Views: 2,992
Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance
Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,772
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,079
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,753
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), religion (770),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 31,574
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), religion (770), marriage (575)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 13,991
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,873
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