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Marc Maron: If Jesus Comes Back
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A lot of people think
that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New York, and I think he's running a little late. I'm asking myself, 'Alright, what happens if Jesus comes back tomorrow? What -- does he make rounds to churches?' 'OK, everyone who's been good, buses leave in 10 minutes. I'll meet you in front of the post office. I gotta go. Oh, don't tell the Jews I'm back.'
Marc Maron - Talking to God
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), mental health (221)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,587
Marc Maron - Perspective
If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 580
Marc Maron - Human Combustion
Marc is afraid that he will be known as the "peeing guy who blew up."
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 770
Marc Maron - Faith Medication
Jesus is so popular because he died at the peak of his career.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 371
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,152
Marc Maron - Tribe of Seuss
God doesn't talk to people like he used to.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 165
Marc Maron - Ice Cream Addiction
You are not kidding anyone when you put away a pint of ice cream before it's done.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 753
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 884
Marc Maron - Saxophone Man
Show business can embitter the best of us.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 145
Marc Maron - Mental Health
Some morning affirmations.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), audience interaction (303), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 582
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