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Marc Maron: Creationist Argument
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Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
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Posted: 01/11/07

Marc Maron - Christian Right

Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,153

Gerry Dee - Gerry Dee Teaches You

Gerry Dee teaches calculus, Earth Science and more!

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), science (303), school (258)

Posted: 05/14/08
Views: 95,743

Marc Maron - Talking to God

God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), mental health (221)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,587

Marc Maron - Perspective

If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 580

Marc Maron - Human Combustion

Marc is afraid that he will be known as the "peeing guy who blew up."

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 770

Marc Maron - Faith Medication

Jesus is so popular because he died at the peak of his career.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 372

Marc Maron - Perpetual Orgasm

Marc is against animal testing, unless it can bring about a state of perpetual orgasm.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), animals (791), media (651)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 691

Clinton Jackson - Class Clown

As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), kids (841), TV (543)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 832

Dan Mintz - Standing Ovation

A standing ovation is not the best way to honor someone in a wheelchair.

Tags: Dan Mintz (5), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)

Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 857

Marc Maron - Tribe of Seuss

God doesn't talk to people like he used to.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 165

 
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