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I went to Catholic school,
everyone in my neighborhood was Catholic -- I literally had no idea that Jews existed. I thought they were characters in the Bible, like Argonauts or hobbits or something.
Lizz Winstead - Religious Insulation
Catholics have the scariest imagery.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 764
Lizz Winstead - Religious Fanatics
Lizz Winstead doesn't understand religious fanatics.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 396
Bill Burr - Going to Church
Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 8,771
Mike Birbiglia - Goals
Mike Birbiglia doesn't think "white bread" is an insult.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,077
Lizz Winstead - The Hunt for Jesus
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), religion (776), parents (525)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 949
Freddy Soto - The Good Book
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,403
Megan Mooney - Don't Play With the Stove
Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 5,419
Rodney Johnson - Preacher Dad
Rodney couldn't get in trouble like the other kids.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 497
Sunda Croonquist - Swedish Black American
When it comes to ethnicity, Sunda Croonquist is "Other."
Tags: Sunda Croonquist (1), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 1,247
Lizz Winstead - Zen Buddhism
Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 559
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