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The following Sunday, the preacher says, "Now, all of you who have done as I requested and read the 17th chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation goes up.
The preacher continues, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no 17th chapter of Mark."
Lewis Black - Jews
There are Jews who walk among you.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), religion (770),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 1,797
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790), religion (770)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 37,462
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), religion (770),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 31,584
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), religion (770), marriage (575)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 13,995
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,876
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,424
The Dueling Bankheads - Stealing Christmas
Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.
Tags: The Dueling Bankheads (1), money (852), religion (770)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,047
Anthony Griffith - Baptist
Anthony Griffith was jealous of Catholics growing up.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,664
Jim Hamilton - Intelligent Design
Jim Hamilton argues evolution with a four-year-old.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), religion (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,469
Gilbert Gottfried - Last Supper
Gilbert Gottfried has a problem with the Last Supper.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (7), food (790), religion (770)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 4,015
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