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Lenny Clarke: Catholics Can't Divorce
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I can't get divorced 'cause
I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 998
Lenny Clarke - The Truth
Parents lie to their kids.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 252
Lenny Clarke - Irish Catholic
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,623
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 14,077
John Evans - Weird Look
The first time John Evans went out with his wife, she said he looked like Count Chocula.
Tags: John Evans (2), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 184
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,263
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
Lance Crouther - Mackin' in Church
God probably wouldn't be too happy if you hit on women in church.
Tags: Lance Crouther (3), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 439
Richard Lewis - Crazy Waldo
Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
Geoff Bolt - Smoking
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,150
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