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Jesus sees this and says, "I'm going to try to walk on water again." He walks up to the water, takes a step on top and sinks.
Moses says, "Try it again, Jesus. It's been a while." Jesus tries again, and once more, he sinks.
Jesus comes out of the water and says, "I know what the problem is. When I walked on water before, I didn't have holes in my feet."
Lewis Black - Jews
There are Jews who walk among you.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), religion (776),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 2,151
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,609
Gilbert Gottfried - Last Supper
Gilbert Gottfried has a problem with the Last Supper.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (7), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 4,103
Elon Gold - The Theos
Elon Gold feels there are too many religions.
Tags: Elon Gold (1), religion (776), movies (559)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 750
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449
Sandra Bernhard - Handbag
Hallmark is a good Christian thing.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), religion (776), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,349
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 14,078
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,127
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,779
Jim Hamilton - Intelligent Design
Jim Hamilton argues evolution with a four-year-old.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,516
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