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Jesus sees this and says, "I'm going to try to walk on water again." He walks up to the water, takes a step on top and sinks.
Moses says, "Try it again, Jesus. It's been a while." Jesus tries again, and once more, he sinks.
Jesus comes out of the water and says, "I know what the problem is. When I walked on water before, I didn't have holes in my feet."
Lewis Black - Jews
There are Jews who walk among you.
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 1,774
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 37,143
Anthony Griffith - Baptist
Anthony Griffith was jealous of Catholics growing up.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,654
Jim Hamilton - Intelligent Design
Jim Hamilton argues evolution with a four-year-old.
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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,464
Gilbert Gottfried - Last Supper
Gilbert Gottfried has a problem with the Last Supper.
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Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 4,002
Elon Gold - The Theos
Elon Gold feels there are too many religions.
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Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 716
Sandra Bernhard - Handbag
Hallmark is a good Christian thing.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,236
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
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Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 31,309
Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance
Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
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Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,764
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
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Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,070
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