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Religious leaders have been confusing us lately. Religious leaders tell us if we do good things, you go to Heaven. And then some of them do bad things, and it makes me think maybe Hell's the cooler place and they're holding out on us.
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Posted: 06/12/03

Eddie Brill - You Go to Heaven

All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?

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