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Dane Cook: Peace Time During Mass
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Peace' is when you would
shake the hands of all the people around you. The only reason you knew 'peace' was coming was 'cause the priest would say, 'Peace,' like five times, rapid fire. You'd hear him; he'd be, like, 'And the peaceful disciples said, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord." And he said, "I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye."'
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), religion (770),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 31,563
Dane Cook - Peace Be With You
Dane Cook discusses strategizing in church.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 16,517
Dane Cook - Sandwich Construction
Dane Cook reveals several things he doesn't want on a sandwich.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), food (790), restaurants (46)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 39,631
Dane Cook - Flute Guy
A look at the musicality of the Civil War.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), music (710), wars (463)
Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 994,780
Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents
What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!
Tags: Dane Cook (39), gay/homosexual (622),
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 92,196
Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant
You know what else is going around? Babies.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), babies (16)
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 85,242
Dane Cook - Hardwood Floors
Hardwood floors suck for cheating.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), relationships (15)
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 67,363
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (39), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (123)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 19,802
Dane Cook - Snake Dreams
Venom! I want venom!
Tags: Dane Cook (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 106,800
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