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Dane Cook: Not Shaking Hands
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You know what you were
doing while [the priest] was doing his little peace rap? You were looking around for the people whose hands you were not going to shake. This was church, and you're like, 'No, f**k that guy.'
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), religion (776),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 32,733
Dane Cook - Peace Be With You
Dane Cook discusses strategizing in church.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 17,870
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Going Back
Dane has never watched Isolated Incident, because he doesn't want to spoil the feeling of the performance.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), observational (334), Internet (319)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 1,695
Dane Cook - Hardwood Floors
Hardwood floors suck for cheating.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), relationships (15)
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 69,032
Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents
What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!
Tags: Dane Cook (42), gay/homosexual (633),
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 96,364
Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant
You know what else is going around? Babies.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), babies (16)
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 88,487
Dane Cook - Sandwich Construction
Dane Cook reveals several things he doesn't want on a sandwich.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), food (804), restaurants (47)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 73,079
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,156
Dane Cook - Flute Guy
A look at the musicality of the Civil War.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), music (727), wars (467)
Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 998,961
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