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"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team,"
"That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team."
"That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 762
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,883
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 525
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,835
Richard Lewis - Crazy Waldo
Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo
Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 758
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,024
Paul Nardizzi - Minivan
It would be a nice ride if you could hear it over all the kids' screaming.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,798
Johnny Lampert - My Own Place
Johnny Lampert just wants his own place.
Tags: Johnny Lampert (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 112
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
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