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Adam Ferrara: Basic Catholic Religion
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good -- stop.'
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Posted: 12/31/00

Adam Ferrara - Wheel of Faith

The Jews followed Moses for 40 years with no map.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,519

Adam Ferrara - L.A. Neighborhoods

Adam Ferrara lived in Los Angeles' Gaza Strip.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 2,280

Adam Ferrara - Easter

Nobody can explain this holiday.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 1,340

Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie

Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.

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Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,914

Adam Ferrara - Female Misconception

Men chase women until women catch them.

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Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 1,457

Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage

Marriage was invented by a woman.

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Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 12,119

Adam Ferrara - Passover Seder

Does Elijah drive a Mercedes?

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Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 1,048

Jim Gaffigan - Jesus

Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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Posted: 04/01/08
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Lewis Black - Jews

There are Jews who walk among you.

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 2,156

Dane Cook - God Bless You

When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.

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Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 32,749

 
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