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A Jewish temple is looking for a way to get the congregation to go to temple on Saturdays. When one of the presidents of the congregation was at a comedy show, he saw a hypnotist. He thought, if he can hypnotize these people, he could probably hypnotize the congregation into coming to temple on Saturdays. So he hired the man, and sure enough, the next time the whole congregation was in temple, he had the hyptmatist perform.......

"Vatch the vatch. Vatch the vatch," he said.

Then he accidently dropped the watch he said,"SHIT!!!!"

Then it took 3 weeks to clean up the temple.

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