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My parents' 40th wedding anniversary last week. I talked to them. They're feeling old, but they also believe it's never too late in life to do the things you really want. So, this year they put me up for adoption.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Reid Harrison - Marriage

Reid and his wife couldn't afford wedding invitations.

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Bill Keller - Good Old Dad

People don't believe you want four kids.

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Reid Harrison - Car Trouble

Reid drives a Gremlin.

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Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts

Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.

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Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent

Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.

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Mike Epps - Crazy Out Here

Black mothers have instincts like they are in Vietnam.

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Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

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Bill Keller - Aging

As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.

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Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

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David Alan Grier - Babies

It's all about the babies.

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